that’s almost too cruel
I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.
Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.
I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.
Vicious. I love it.
this is my favorite video of the year so far
aint no sun. its cloudy. overcast
i just went on facebook and
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
make a movie.
the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things
Cast Amy Poehler
"Why are you crying?"
"My country was scored on in the World Cup; a lot of people are sad."
"What a shame… mine was bombed; a lot of people are dead."
"WAHHHHH, but you didn’t have the whole world watching!"
Alcohol vs marijuana
OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT
I’m crying I found it on twitter it’s my fav pls
I definitely rapped that verse in his voice and with his predictable cadence! LMAO
where do you get Cheetos that big
that’s a chihuahua
Those are carrots.
this post is a mess.
This country is such a fucking joke. Did you know that if we were to divide the income in this country fairly it would be about 300,000 per person. That’s annually. You could give each person in this country 100,000 and still have enough to invest in…
Conrad Jon Godly’s paintings of mountains are so textured they appear to protrude and drip right off of the canvas